While you were gone...

A. My dog Marley bit another dog's face off at the doggy motel in self defence. 22 staples or something like that.

B. Some guy from china or something found my blog by searching for "shits bigger than john" on google. (gotta love feedjit)

C. I went to the keys and then got hammered at Danny and Lindsey's wedding

D. I went to the keys with my family

E. I found my new favorite book (Blindness by Jose Saramago)

F. I am leaving for Europe in less than 36 hrs.

G. Rachel and I are making a separate blog for our trip.

H. I will take pics of me in the SWAMP GOLF shirt in every country I go to. (Swamp Golf is going international.)

Take it to the house!

Dang, I haven't blogged in a while. The reason I am right now is because I just wanted to let everyone know how amazing this slip n slide that I am setting up in my backyard is gonna be. Sam is helping me set it up and it is gonna be great. I will post pics later.