I wish they all could be California girls

I always wondered what the beach boys thought was so wonderful about california girls. Today I realized that it is their intellect.

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Rachel and My Europe Blog

http://rataie.blogspot.com/

While you were gone...

A. My dog Marley bit another dog's face off at the doggy motel in self defence. 22 staples or something like that.

B. Some guy from china or something found my blog by searching for "shits bigger than john" on google. (gotta love feedjit)

C. I went to the keys and then got hammered at Danny and Lindsey's wedding

D. I went to the keys with my family

E. I found my new favorite book (Blindness by Jose Saramago)

F. I am leaving for Europe in less than 36 hrs.

G. Rachel and I are making a separate blog for our trip.

H. I will take pics of me in the SWAMP GOLF shirt in every country I go to. (Swamp Golf is going international.)

Take it to the house!

Dang, I haven't blogged in a while. The reason I am right now is because I just wanted to let everyone know how amazing this slip n slide that I am setting up in my backyard is gonna be. Sam is helping me set it up and it is gonna be great. I will post pics later.

OOOpsapsapsaBIEN

have you ever been so tired you tried to put the cap of the toothpaste on your toothbrush. I just pulled the ultimate one of those. I was tired and I got a shirt off of a hanger and thought for a second or two about putting the hanger on. It was strange.

Oh and I have a band. We are called PSA PSA PSA bien and we are here to rock the world.

www.myspace.com/pppbien

Follow Up

So, About my new favorite documentary...
American Movie
Everyone should see it, plus I found a clip of it. We should watch it together. In my opinion, which I guess is valued somewhat since you are reading this in the first place, it tops King of Kong.

Quote of the month

"Last night, man, I was so drunk I was calling Morracco, man, calling... trying to get the Hotel Hilton at Tangiers and Casablanca, man, thats... thats pathetic, man. Is that what you want to do with your life: suck down peppermint schnapps and try to call Morracco at two in the morning? That's senseless, but thats what happens."
-Mark Borchardt, American Movie