Tuesday, June 3, 2008

this title

so today is my first blog. yay. so i guess by now you are sitting there at your computer and wondering why is this blog called 'bigger than shit'? well i will tell you why.  and this is the reason that i chose the name 'bigger than shit'.
i went to st. augustine to drop some stuff off at my new house in lincolnville, and my parents came with me.  we dropped off my clothes washing and drying appliances and my desk/bookshelf and a table.  my parents were privileged to meet my landlord, who was a motocross pro/ was paralyzed for 12 years/ pretty sure he does coke.  we came back to gainesville and we were on 22nd street turning on to 16th ave. the light turned green and all of a sudden a car came flying through the intersect.  my dad, imagine my dad's voice here, said, 'holy cow!' and then we all realized who it was.  it was my brother.  my dad didn't say anything. he grabbed his phone, dialed scott's number, and said, 'son, you just ran a red light bigger than shit.'
it is a funny story if you know my dad. it may be funny if you don't.
i guess i will use this blog to post art/short stories/poems.
hopefully i will actually write in it.

1 comment:

Stan Putnam said...

this definitely made me laugh.